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Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 4, Episode 1

Kenny and Spenny in “First Guy to Get a Boner Loses”

Kenny

Well, umm--

Spenny

Did you get a redhead for me?

Kenny

I couldn't find a redhead, but I did find...Hugo! Come on out for Spencer!

Spenny

What? No! No! No! No! No! No!

Kenny

We had an arrangement--we pick each other's lap dancers!

Spenny

Oh my god, Kenny!

Kenny

You sit down!

Spenny

No, I wanted a dancer--a female dancer!

Kenny

No, you said we pick the other person's lap dancer, I picked Hugo. This is better for you, if this doesn't turn you on then you're going to win so sit the fuck down and let's do this. Right?

Spenny

OK, this could be good. Let's go.

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