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Kenny vs. Spenny · Season 4, Episode 1

Kenny and Spenny in “First Guy to Get a Boner Loses”

Kenny

You shaved your legs!

Spenny

No I didn't, I clipped them.

Kenny

You clipped your leg hair!

Spenny

Yes, I did.

Kenny

You're a fancy girl. You're very fancy. That's so beautiful. What gets you hard, lover?

Spenny

What gets me hard? Usually, you know, masturbation or a woman--having some kind of sexual contact with a woman. I mean, this isn't rocket science.

Kenny

You love rockets, right?

Spenny

Who me?

Kenny

Yeah.

Spenny

I do like rockets.

Kenny

[thrusting] Like a big Mars lunar lander? Is that what you want?

Spenny

I would like to go to outer space.

Kenny

You want to go to Uranus.

Spenny

I wouldn't mind going to Uranus.

Kenny

You wanna go to my anus?

Spenny

No, I didn't say that--I said Uranus, which is a planet.

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