Kenan & Kel · Season 1
[shows a painting of a beautiful sunset on a beach, which he has titled "Sunset Funset"] Hey, Chris. Check it out.
Wow! That's terrific. Who's the artist?
Me.
You?
Yeah. I painted it in art class.
Wow. I'm impressed. I always thought you were talentless.
Man, thanks!
Aww man, I knew we shoulda gone to school.
What's with all the hullabaloo?
[Look at each other, and then raise their arms confused] Hullabaloo?...
You know what I mean.
[of Kyra's sculpture] What are you studying? Nasty freak monsters?
This head happens to look exactly like Kel.
Like I said, what you studying? Nasty freak monsters?
[Kenan, Kel, and Sheryl laugh]
[Stops laughing] Hey, wait a minute!
[Sees news article on Chicago blaming them for Ron Harper's injury] Oh no!
Aw man!
Kel, look!
I know, man. The Pope has canceled his trip to Acapulco!
[to Kenan] When you have kids, can they call me Uncle Kel Kel? "Hey, Uncle Kel Kel! We love you, Uncle Kel Kel! Do that funky dance, Uncle Kel Kel"!
[before eating the turkey] Oh; it's on.
[Kenan is setting the table for Thanksgiving dinner] Hey Kenan, whatcha doing?
What's it look like I'm doing? I'm setting the table.
Yeah; setting it wrong.
Pummis sucks beans! Aw, family...my job isn't anything like I thought it would be. All they want me to do is just sit there all day long in the middle of nowhere, doing...nothing.
Well, what did you think a wilderness mountain ranger did-duh?
I don't know; fun...mountain-related things.
I can't take this no more. See, I hate my school...he hates his job...and I think it's safe to say that none of us are particularly enjoying this nasty shack we're livin' in.
So, come on home with me to Chicago!
Kel, could you please toss me the duster?
Ow! Ah! What'd you do that for?!
Well you told me to throw a can of peas at you.
I asked you to toss me the duster!
Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at you.
Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?
I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.
You seem kind of strange!
[After He and Kel return from the comic book convention, having left Sharla to fend for herself] Hey Sharla, I'm ba... What happened?
Well, Obviously the register broke, the ice machine overflowed and the hot dogs caught on fire.
Duh.
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