[after buying an inexpensive television] Man! Why'd you have to break the video camera? No, no, better yet...why'd you lose the winnin' raffle ticket? No, no..why'd you have to break Chris's TV ?!
It was an accident. It was an accident.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I had to get my balloon back.
Oh, man. I'm-- I'm dead. Oh, I'm dead. I'm de-dead.
[singing] DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAAAAAAAN!
STOP IT!
I'm sorry, I can't get that tune out of my head.
BBecky
The Salem Witch Trials were held in Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692.
TTeacher
Very good!
BBecky
Twenty people were falsely accused of being witches. With little or no evidence they were put to death.
Well, maybe they were witches.
Oh come on! Everybody knows that there's no such thing as witches.
BBecky
That's not true. There are witches, there are a *lot* of witches.
TTeacher
Well it is true that people actually still practice witchcraft.
BBecky
That's right, but that doesn't make them evil monsters. Most of the people who practice witchcraft are normal like you, or you, or me!
Ah! Normal people, like you! [his chair breaks]
Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"
Now Kenan, you shouldn’t jump to conclusions
THIEF!
WHYYYYYYYY???
I am so A-N-G-R-Y!
Your hungry?
AAll
ANGRY!
CMrs. Cram
You people are the worst neighbors in the entire world!
There is no way that I have a 3, okay?! I mean, this has gotta be some kinda mistake or somethin'.
Wait a minute, Kenan. Maybe 3 isn't such a bad score. Let's look at the chart.
90 and above is "genius". That's me! Okay, okay...3...3..."near genius"..."above average"..."below average"...
Aw, that's enough, Kel.
"Way below average"..."dumb"...oh, oh; 3, 3, here it is, right here...n-never mind.
[after Principal Dimly has found out their correct I.Q. test scores; Kenan's is 90, and Kel's is 98] My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it!
You're out of orange soda.
That's impossible; I just put some in the refrigerator.
Yeah, and you're out of refrigerators, too.
[to Kel, after realizing that the two titular so-called "bug sprayers" were actually burglars] Those bug men stole our stuff, man!
Or maybe they just took it back to headquarters to make sure they sprayed it...real, real good.
[Seeing Kel passed out on the floor] What's wrong with him?
A lot of things. Basically, he just passed out when he found out what had happened.
MOfficer McWiggins
Well, we've completed our investigation, and we've come to the conclusion that you...were robbed.
[feigning shock] We were robbed?! I think it's pretty obvious that we were burgled.
MMOfficer McWiggins and Officer Mensoni
[in unison; confused] ' Burgled '?...
Robbed!
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