Kath & Kim · Season 1
Sharon! What have you come as?
Well, this is my Polish national costume, Kim -- why?
No! I said pole dancing!
Well I'm a Pole, Kim! Strzelecki. Well, half a Pole anyway, on my dad's side.
NO! Sexy dancing with a pole!
Well, that sounds a bit stupid, Kim.
Oh, it's stupid, is it? So are the people on Big Brother stupid? 'Cause they all do pole dancing.
I wouldn't be playing the cold shoulder all too often with Brett, you know, Kim. The way he's presenting himself at the moment, he's a most irresistible package.
Mum, Brett is not having an affair. Why would he go for fillet steak when he's got sausage meat at home? (Receives a text from Sharon telling her about Brett kissing Kelly) Brett had fillet steak last night!
Stupid Sharon! (To Epponnee Rae) Mummy is a hornbag, isn't she?
Nuh...
You little b - (brightens) You said your first word!
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