TV show quotes
[attacking Superman with Kryptonite radiation] Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength. Of course, that's a lesson you won't live to appreciate.
Neither will YOU, Lex. [electrocutes him from behind]
[dazed] Et tu, Humanite? [passes out]
Whoopsie! Time to run. But there is still one unfinished piece of business...
No fair! How did you get free?!
I could have escaped any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. [punches Joker]
[dazed] You're dethpicable!
[Joker passes out. The corner of Batman's mouth turns up in a slight smile.]
[Luthor and Ultra-Humanite are back in prison]
HUMANITE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU TURNCOAT! DO YOU HEAR?! YOU'LL PAY!
[Ultra-Humanite is contentedly watching the Culture Channel on TV with a satisfied smile on his face]
This program was made possible by a grant from the Ultra-Humanite, and viewers like you.
I've got you little sister.
You're not my sister!
My mother used to say the planets revolved around me. She called me her little sun and stars.
[practicing for her return to Themyscira] "You look more radiant than ever, Mother..". No. [tries again] "Gone, Mother? I didn't go anywhere. I was in my room... alone... for eight months..". Definitely not. [tries again] "The world was in peril! Would you have me stand by and do nothing...?" Hera give me strength...
Picture it - The sun. The sea. Hundreds of women just like her running around, and me: the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever. Oh, and look what I brought: Iced mochas for everyone! Sweet.
I fail to see the attraction.
Man, you really are from Mars.
Perhaps we should concentrate on finding the relic.
No problem. [Flash grabs the crystal, speeds into the temple, and returns carrying the pot with the relic] See? That was easy. [a giant, fire breathing snake emerges from the ground] Or not!
[walking through a mall] It's like some kind of temple.
Yes, for those who worship their credit cards.
He swore revenge on those that mocked him, and several later disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
I have a pretty good idea what happened to them.
[Points to three stone faces with horrified looks]
EW!
Don’t touch that.
[Energy blast goes off and Batman drops to the floor to dodge it]
Oops!
Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with.
[The rest of The League quickly drops what they’re holding before Batman turns around]
[Descending to the gateway to Tartarus]
Ugh - what's that smell?
Don't ask.
Thank you for your assistance. But now that your usefulness is over...Petropa kis- WHAT?!
[Flash runs past and steals the amulet]
You're not the only one with an ace up your sleeve.
W-what is this?
[Batman swings in and knocks Faust to the ground]
You brought men here? To Themyscira?!
What did you ever see in him?
[dryly] Ancient history.
[As the Justice League leaves Themyscira] May Hera watch over you...my little sun and stars.
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