Ultra-Humanite quotes from Justice League

Lex Luthor

Humanite! How can you stand that caterwauling?!

Ultra-Humanite

Music is one of the meager pleasures I'm allowed in here, along with a few other necessities. You should try the culture channel. It might improve your disposition.

Lex Luthor

There's nothing wrong with my disposition that a little freedom wouldn't cure.

Ultra-Humanite

That's not what I hear.

Lex Luthor

... I need your help. And I can make it worth your while.

Ultra-Humanite

What do I need with money?

Lex Luthor

Everyone needs money. The only question is, how much?

Ultra-Humanite

There goes our paycheck. [catches him] I'd hate to see anything happen to you, Lex.

Lex Luthor

I'm sure!

Lex Luthor

[attacking Superman with Kryptonite radiation] Why so surprised, Superman? It's a basic rule of business: turn every weakness into a strength. Of course, that's a lesson you won't live to appreciate.

Ultra-Humanite

Neither will YOU, Lex. [electrocutes him from behind]

Lex Luthor

[dazed] Et tu, Humanite? [passes out]

The Flash

Wow. Someone sure did a number on this place.

Ultra-Humanite

Actually, I hadn't even started... Do you believe the horrendous amount of public funding spent on this so-called art? It's garbage! An affront to any decent human aesthetic!

The Flash

Oh-kay, I'll just take you back to prison, where you won't have to look at the ugly old sculptures anymore.

Ultra-Humanite

You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejeune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them, and therefore call a truce in honor of the season.

The Flash

Seriously?

Ultra-Humanite

You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too.

The Flash

[suspicious] It's not gonna blow up or anything?

Ultra-Humanite

[incredulous] Flash. It is Christmas.

The Flash

Okay, but why did you hit me?

Ultra-Humanite

You hit me first. Hand me that screwdriver, will you?

The Flash

Hey, kids, Santa Flash is back! [the children cheer] Along with my special helper, Freaky The Snowman! [the children grow silent]

Ultra-Humanite

Just give them the toy and take me to jail.

The Flash

Are you sure it won't, y'know...? [makes exploding noise]

Ultra-Humanite

Oh, for Heaven's sake!

[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.

Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?

He sounds weird.

[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer.

Ultra-Humanite

Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

The Flash

I kinda liked it when he made the poopy noise... [In spite of this, the children keep hearing the toy telling the story of The Nutcracker until they start sleeping.] ...but this is good, too.

Ultra-Humanite

Haven't I seen enough of you for one night?

The Flash

I wanted to say thanks. You really helped me out.

Ultra-Humanite

I did it for the children. I welcome any opportunity to bring culture to the uncorrupted.

The Flash

Sure. But I thought you might like some holiday cheer yourself.

Ultra-Humanite

An aluminum Christmas tree?

The Flash

I know, it's kinda cheesy, but--

Ultra-Humanite

No, no. I had one just like it when I was... it's very nice. The guard will show you out.