JAJ. Allen Carter
Would you look at that. A little slice of heaven.
EREd Reiss
If your idea of heaven is a barren, lifeless rock.
JAJ. Allen Carter
You have the soul of a poet.
EREd Reiss
Carter, we didn't come for the viewers.
Our mission here is purely scientific. Are you getting any readings?
JAJ. Allen Carter
No detectable level of H20...hold on.
JAJ. Allen Carter
Could be an ice crystal. No. It almost looks organic.
EREd Reiss
Carter, look out! Carter! Carter, do you read me? Are you alright? Repeat! Carter, do you read me?
JAJ. Allen Carter
I'm okay Ed. Ed? Come in Ed! [static] Dead.
MMedic
[wheezing a stretcher over to where Superman is landing] What happened?
I'm not sure. [Superman lays Batman, unconsciously, on a stretcher and flies away. The medic takes his pulse, then reaches for his mask.]
[grabbing her waist] Don't even think about it.
I came to warn you, but I was captured and imprisoned. They wouldn't listen.
I sense you don't trust me. Perhaps this will help. [after changing to a more human form] I am J'onn J'onzz.
[He offers his hand to Batman, who just stands there.]
Don't take it personally, J'onn. He doesn't trust anyone.
Whoa! Where have you been all my life?
The home of the Amazons. I always thought it was merely a legend.
I assure you, it's as real as the ground on which we stand on. I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons.
Pinch me, I must be dreaming. [Superman elbows him] Ow!
Themyscira is protected by the gods. But I could not idly stand by when the rest of the world is in danger.
It was lucky you showed up when you did.
No. Not luck. I telepathically summoned them.
Look, I'm usually pretty quick on the uptake, but would someone please tell me, what the heck is going on here? [Everyone looks at him]
So, J'onn J'onzz, you came from Mars to warn us?
I've seen stranger things.
What's the problem? Can't you just whip up another batch of that nerve gas?
Unfortunately, no. The gas can only be made from a rare Martian plant. I brought a sample with me, but it was destroyed when I was captured.
We'll have to take out those factories.
Lady, this is no job for amateurs.
We Amazons are warriors born! Want to test me?
Lets not fight among ourselves. John, we're going to need all the help we can get.
Fine. Sorry, "your highness". Tactically, we'll have multiple objectives. We'll need to split into teams.
Dibs on the Amazon! [cut to Flash and Green Lantern] You are no fun!
This isn't supposed to be fun. We've got a job to do. We'll do it better without distractions. Understood?
I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet, and I believe that if we stay together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice.
What, like a bunch of... super friends?
More like a Justice League.
You have no idea how corny that sounds. But maybe the big guy's got a point. With all of us behind it, it just might work. Count me in.
My mother may not approve, but I found Man's World to be quite intriguing. I'll gladly join.
TJThird Judge
We don't want any doubt about our final judgement, do we?
SJSecond Judge
No, we don't. But who will speak for John Stewart?
Don't you have any lawyers here?
CJChief Judge
We solved our lawyer problem a long time ago.
TJThird Judge
However, you could speak for him, if you wish.
SJSecond Judge
But be aware, if you lose, you'll share the same penalty as the accused.
The same penalty? You mean... that's crazy!
CJChief Judge
No, that's how we solved our lawyer problem.
