Hey, kids, Santa Flash is back! [the children cheer] Along with my special helper, Freaky The Snowman! [the children grow silent]
Just give them the toy and take me to jail.
Are you sure it won't, y'know...? [makes exploding noise]
Oh, for Heaven's sake!
[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.
Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?
He sounds weird.
[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer.
Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?
I kinda liked it when he made the poopy noise... [In spite of this, the children keep hearing the toy telling the story of The Nutcracker until they start sleeping.] ...but this is good, too.
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