Wonder WomanHera help us!
She'd better - no one else can.
A character in Justice League
Played by Susan Eisenberg
Justice League · 347 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Justice League: in 43 of its 347 quotes
Most scenes with: Flash (17), Batman (11), Superman (10)
Wonder WomanHera help us!
She'd better - no one else can.
I say we let 'em waste each other.
Since when do we do what you say?
So small, all of you. And so meaningless. There's nothing I want from you anymore. None of you has anything to offer me now.
[Amazo flies into space]
Wonder WomanWhere did he go?
Where gods belong.
Oh stop. He's just a machine. I don't care how much power he has, he's no god.
Then why do I have a feeling that if he ever comes back, you're going to be doing a lot of praying?
Perhaps we'll all be praying.
Wonder WomanYou know, we never did get to finish our dance.
[showing no reaction] I don't know what you're talking about.
Wonder WomanIf you say so. [takes his arm] But you're still taking me dancing.
Role models? Look, I've seen showgirls with more modesty than this so-called "Wonder Woman".
[Wonder Woman smashes the TV screen with her fist]
Wonder WomanI will not tolerate this!
Princess, I don't like Godfrey anymore than you do, but in this country, the man's entitled to his opinion. However boneheaded it is.
Democracy in action. Hey, didn't the Greeks invent that?
[Wonder Woman walks over to the window and looks at her outfit]
Wonder WomanAnd what's wrong with the way I dress?!
[carefully] Uh... you wanna take that?
[dreaming] Oh... Swirly lights... fuzzy grilled cheese... [wakes up] Huh? What happened?
Wonder WomanFlash, you did it!
You saved everyone today.
Wonder WomanHow are you feeling?
Actually, kind of faint! [to Wonder Woman] I think I need some mouth-to-mouth.
[quickly] He's fine.
That went well.
What, you expected her to confess to an act of war?
Wonder WomanShe's royalty. You were needlessly disrespectful.
Standard interrogation technique. I was bad cop.
You're always bad cop.
Why play against type?
[to Superman] Wouldn't hit a woman, would you?
Wonder WomanI would. [slams her down]
[Superman has been apparently killed; Wonder Woman grabs Toyman.]
What are you going to do to me?
Wonder WomanI'm gonna punch a hole in your head.
We don't do that to our enemies.
Wonder WomanSpeak for yourself!
I'm trying to speak for Superman.
[a grief-stricken Wonder Woman releases Toyman.]
Wonder WomanYou're no Superman.
The ladies say different.
[Everyone is marveling at Superman's return]
You were greatly missed, my friend... by all of us.
[All eyes turn to Batman, who is standing apart with arms crossed, emotionless]
Wonder WomanDon't let him fool you. Your death hit him as hard as it did any of us.
Really?
No. I never believed you were dead in the first place.
I guess that's sort of a compliment.
Ain't this great? The whole team together again, all eight of us!
Count again. You're fired.
What?!
You're not Justice League material, Lobo. Go chase a bail-jumper. I don't care what you do, just clear out.
This is the thanks I get? What a stinkin' rip. [hops onto his Hog] Next time you lollipops need help, don't bother asking the Main Man! [flies away]
... We didn't ask you this time!
[The League is on the run from the Thanagarians, hiding in a department store]
They'll have the whole city covered by now.
Who knows? Maybe they'll get tired and go home. [Everyone looks at him] ...Yeah, I know. But a little optimism at a time like this couldn't hurt.
This is the voice of the Thanagarian Occupational Authority. Your so-called Justice League is in violation of our martial law. They are to be considered an enemy and dealt with on sight. Any person found aiding or harboring them will be summarily punished.
Okay, so much for optimism.
For the time being, we're going to have to go underground.
Wonder WomanHow exactly do we hide when the entire planet is looking for us?
They'll be looking for the Justice League. Without our costumes, we are merely ordinary citizens. [shifts into human form]
Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys, but I'm not sure I'm ready to-
[points at Flash] Wally West, [points at Superman] Clark Kent... [removes own mask] Bruce Wayne.
[stares, wide-eyed] ...Showoff. [shrugs and removes his cowl]
Wonder Woman[ruffles his hair] Red hair. It suits you.
You think? [gets hit in the head by a shirt]
[stalks past, looking disgruntled] Change. Now.
[Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are approaching the Thanagarian command ship, as it deploys interceptor fighters]
Wonder WomanPretty bad odds.
Yeah. They don't stand a chance.
There's no us anymore, Shayera. Just a fallen traitor And a soldier with a job to do. She won't save you again, lantern. No woman's skirt to hide behind. No ring. What are you going to do now?
I was thinking of introducing you to my friend here!
All construction personnel now en route to mother ship.
Good. Begin activation sequence.
That all you got? My grandma hits harder than you.
No!
Wonder WomanWho's next?!
Stand down! Lower your weapons.
Commander?
Our mission is a failure. There's no more reason to fight. Let them go. I hope you're pleased with yourself. It will take years for us to rebuild elsewhere.
Then you'd better get started.
This is Snapper Carr reporting. In a stunning turn of events, the Thanagarian Forces have ended their occupation of earth, departing for locations unknown. Once again, the world owes a debt of gratitude To the selfless heroism of the Justice League.
They've been in there a long time.
Yes, miss, they have. If I may be so bold, I'm neither a superhero, nor a soldier, so I'm hardly qualified to judge your actions by those standards. But I do know this: without the great sacrifices you've made, we wouldn't be here to share this nice pot of tea. Whatever they decide in that room, in my eyes, you'll always be a hero.
Wonder WomanShe exploited our weaknesses, betrayed us--
Come on! She was in the ultimate no-win situation. But when push came to shove, she came through for us, just like always.
She's a pariah to her people. We're all she has left.
Believe me, J'onn. I feel for her, but after everything that's happened. I honestly don't know if I could ever completely trust her again.
We're arguing in circles. It's time to take a vote.
They've sent for you, miss.
Thank you, Alfred.
Hawkgirl.
Before you start, I have something to say... I came to this planet as a patriot. I had a mission, and I carried it out. What I couldn't know was that I would come to care for the earth And her people... That I've come to care for all of you. I've spent the last 5 years torn between my feelings And my duty. I won't ask you to do the same. Therefore I am resigning from the justice league, Effective immediately.
Great. No Hawkgirl. No Javelin. No Watchtower. What's gonna happen to the League now? Do we all just walk away?
No. We rebuild, starting today.
J'onn's right. Earth still needs us, and we'll never let her down. It's our duty. :Green Lantern: You never asked how we voted.
It doesn't matter.
Where are you gonna go?
I don't know. Someplace where the fate of the world wasn't in my hands. Someplace where there's no more secrets, no more lies.
Was it all a lie?
I love you, John. I never lied about that. [flies away]
[tears falling off his face] I love you, too.
FlashMichael Rosenbaum · 92 quotes
BatmanKevin Conroy · 71 quotes
Green LanternPhil LaMarr · 52 quotes
SupermanGeorge Newbern · 52 quotes
HawkgirlMaria Canals-Barrera · 50 quotes
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Lex LuthorClancy Brown · 17 quotes
Vandal SavagePhil Morris · 13 quotes
DarkseidMichael Ironside · 11 quotes
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