Are you enjoying Granny's hospitality?
Ah, blow it out your shorts, ya goose-stepping harpy!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Not that I mind the exercise, but couldn't your boob tube have transported us any closer?
It's "boom tube"!
Ah, this should be a magnificent show, even if I already know the ending.
[Big Barda is fighting the robot guards]
Robots! I love smashing robots!
No! You've got something more important to do. Search this place and find Kalibak.
Will you two be all - [robot head flies past] Okay!
Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother. And his cow.
Arrogant worm! How dare you -! [swings at him]
Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
He's right. We've got bigger problems.
Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail! [Barda blasts the monitor] Very interesting...but futile.
Saved by a female!
[To Big Barda] Guess you'd better drop him. [Big Barda starts to drop him] KIDDING!
[Scott Free is trapped in a room rapidly filling with water]
Enjoying your bath, Mr. Miracle? Here at Casa de Vundabar, we provide everything, including your very last breath!
Vundabar's not done with us yet!
[An entire army of guard robots suddenly attack]
Hope you're happy!
Indeed I am!
[Big Barda and Kalibak smash the guards, Miracle and Flash hang back]
Shouldn't we...?
And spoil their fun?
[to Granny Goodness] Try not to think about where you've got Oberon hidden. - [to Flash] Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.
Oh, Scott, you didn't let Granny down. When I heard the X Pit had been destroyed, I thought for certain you and dear Kalibak were lost. How did you manage to get out?
MMMister Mirracle
Ask him.
Trade secret.
Enough of this. Where is Oberon?
Ah, yes, that mouthy little pip-squeak was very rude to Granny. And he's going to be taught a lesson.
See? What did I tell you? People are so predictable.
Trying not to think about where you've got over on hidden. Darkseid's old palace. I'll guide you.
MMMartian Manhunte
He's safe.
Good, because now I can.
I'm sorry. But you can't. The power struggle must continue here.
MMMister Mirracle
A curse on both their houses.
Indeed.
Feel free to applaud at any time.
MMMister Miracle
Ah, it's good to see you, old friend!
It's good to see me, too!
All the trouble we had to go through because of you.
All legs, and no heart.
You're just too far away to hear it.
[kneels and hugs him]
[as Scott and his party depart Apokolips]
How? Granny never failed with any of them. How did she fail with him?
[comes back] Oh, one last thing.
[She delivers a right cross to Granny's jaw, knocking her cold.]
Flash-
Yeah, I know, I know, I went behind your back! But look how everything turned out! We boom back here for you, the switch went off perfectly, and now we've got Kalibak locked up on Earth where neither side can use him!
You don't-
So, yeah! I did go behind your back, but you know what? I'd do it again! What do you say to that, big guy?
I was only going to ask if you wanted to play Brawlin' Bots. [smiles]
...Dibs on the green one! [zooms away]
I wanted the green one...
AAnchorman
In the Caribbean, the San Baquero volcano went active during the night, sending a cloud of ash miles into the air. Geologists predict a devastating eruption sometime within the week. Sources report the Justice League has offered to help the Baqueran authorities with the evacuation.
Yeah, have the car ready in 20 minutes and get all the division heads in for the meeting an hour early.
AAnchorman
Closer to home, the political world is still reeling from Lex Luthor's surprise announcement of his candidacy for President of the United States. Overnight polling among likely voters shows Luthor to be within striking distance of both major party candidates.
Get dressed. It's time we talked.
[As he intercepts her on her bath]
Amanda Waller. Born in St. Louis, Rhodes scholar, PhD in Political Science. Served in Intelligence, under three administrations. Disappeared from public life, four years ago.
[deadpan] Am I supposed to be impressed? Maybe I should rattle off your resume now? Y'know, I could blow the whistle on you any time I want...
Fine, why don't we step into the light together? I'm sure the American people will be just as interested in your activities as mine - Secret weapons, illegal cloning experiments, bypassing Congress...
What do you want!?
I want to know what you think you're doing.
Did Superman ever mention that to get Luthor's pardon, he had to tell us about your parallel universe adventure? All about it? We started to wonder what would happen if you took the same action that the Justice Lords did, so I had my people run some computer simulations. If the Justice League ever went rogue, what do you think would be the result?
That's moot.
[Dryly] Humor me. In every single scenario, you beat us. Badly. But that was before Cadmus. Now we have the technology to defend ourselves.
[Threatening] Whatever you think you're doing, if you present a threat to the world, the Justice League will take you down...
[Angry] If we present a threat!? You got a spaceship floating over our heads with a laser weapon pointing down! In another dimension, seven of you overthrew the government and assassinated the President! We're the good guys, protecting our country from a very real threat: you.
What's to stop us?
Me! Those guys went overboard because their Flash died. So as long as you all focus on keeping me alive, that'll never happen here.
[Martian Manhunter, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Hawkgirl stare at him.]
Let's put a pin in that theory to explore another time.
I've got the Question looking into it and-
Not that kook!
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