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Justice League Unlimited Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Ah, Tala, my old groupie. I so miss bending you to my will.

Go eat a banana. Lex is my man now. [Leaves with Lex]

If you say so.

You, evil-head guy! What's your part in this plan?

ESEvil Star

I'm not in the plan.

[pause] Exactly! Pop quiz! Everyone tell me his or her part in the plan.

Attention! The man you think is Luthor is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me. Repeat: he is not Luthor.

...I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.

Guys! I was starting to think I was going to go out as the bottom of a supervillain dog pile!

It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be sure?

You want proof? Until he went off into the Marines, GL's nickname was-

Stop! It's him. Man, you promised never to repeat that story!

I know, I was just messing with your head.

Well, can you tell us anything about Grodd's Secret Society? Where's the headquarters?

I don't know. In a swamp?

Lex, darling. I'm having some serious financial problems, and I'm afraid you're to blame.

Well, don't look at me to bail you out, Roulette. I'm the one who skims you!

The new Meta-Brawl! All girl fights, all the time! We'll call it "The Glamor Slam" or "The Belles of the Brawl"!

SSonar

"Chickapalooza"!

[Huntress is watching Black Canary while talking on a cell phone with The Question, who is searching a cold storage area]

I'm telling you Q, Canary's totally off her game. Think she's moonlighting? Maybe she's stepping out on Green Arrow...

The deeper mystery here is why do you even care? Isn't this the woman who beat the snot out of you a few months back?

She got a lucky shot in! Okay, five or six lucky shots. Anyway, that's not the poin-

[takes the lid off of a container] Aha! As I suspected - thirty-two flavors.

There's something wrong here, Q, I can feel it.

I'm the conspiracy theorist, and even I don't see anything.

[pauses; sighs] So... what are you wearing?

Blue overcoat. Fedora.

[scoffs] You really stink at this.

...Orange socks?

[Huntress hangs up]

They've had you up every night working the arena. No wonder you've been fighting like a girl. [pause] You know what I mean.

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