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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Of course, you two aren't under my control any longer, which means I'm going to have to eliminate you. In the ring, of course. Why just shoot you when I can sell tickets and lay odds?

You're scum.

No, no, my dear. I'm an entrepreneur.

Huntress and Black Canary versus two new contenders! Vixen, the beauty with the beast powers, and the Thanagar thrasher... Hawkgirl!

[Vixen pulls the League communicator out of Shayera's ear, freeing her from Roulette's mind control]

I don't think I want to know...

We're in a cage match fighting to the death!

Yeah, see?

Yes, that's really Wonder Woman, ladies and gentlemen! It is on! Can even these four beautiful bruisers stand up to the Amazon powerhouse herself?

SSonar

In another thirty seconds your brains will be so scrambled I'll be able to serve 'em up with bacon.

[Breaking into the Fatal Five's HQ]

B5Brainiac 5

Shoot.

I know. I was hoping they'd be out looking for us.

B5Brainiac 5

No, shoot! [Green Arrow shoots an arrow at the Fatal Five catches Brainiac 5 in mid-air]

Shoot. I know. I was hoping they'd be out looking for us.

B5Brainiac 5

No. shoot.

EPEmerald Princess

Obliterate them.

Okay, big guy, that's as far as you go.

TTharok

You can't stop Validus with that toy.

Rusty, I got him right where I want him.

TTharok

No!

John, stop! Fight it.

Kara. I knew what I was doing, but I couldn't stop.

PGPhantom Girl

Where are we?

BBBouncing Boy

Last thing I remember was... Oh, no.

Just so you know, the sharp part's on the other end, chief.

PPersuader

Believe me, that's coming.

B5Brainiac 5

Aah!

EPEmerald Princess

Tear him to bits. Slowly.

PGPhantom Girl

We wanted to say thanks by making you honorary legionnaires.

It's very nice, but I already have a ring.

BBBouncing Boy

Don't worry about it, GL. You can't keep it anyway. If you took it home, the future technology could pollute the time stream.

I'm keeping mine. I'm not going back. Kara? History says Supergirl never returned from this mission because she decided to stay in the future.

Whatever abducted them didn't leave any energy signature. Maybe Dr. Fate or Zatanna? Where's Kara?

She asked us to give you this.

Tell Ma and Pa I love them. And I love you too, Clark. Don't take this the wrong way, but I've found a place where I can make a difference. Where I'm more than just Superman's kid cousin. I... I feel I belong here. Also, I met this boy.

You should have seen her. She was amazing.

She's a grown woman now, capable of choosing--

Kara's headstrong, but she's always made good decisions. I trust her judgment. But you were right, Ollie. I wish I had told her.

It's okay, Clark. She knows.

Now, this boy Kara likes so much, does he have a name?

[nervous looks from Green Lantern and Green Arrow]

GGGentleman Ghost

I like it. Very imaginative. But your ring is useless against me, Lantern.

Then why are you running from it?

[Gentleman Ghost groans]

GGGentleman Ghost

Mind the ion drive. That's delicate equipment.

[Green Lantern grunts]

Right, I took you lightly. I won't make that mistake again.

GGGentleman Ghost

I think you might.

[Green Lantern screaming]

[Green Lantern groans]

GGGentleman Ghost

If I were to give you another chance, I mean.

[Gentleman Ghost grunting]

HHawkman

He's all yours, GL. The Nth metal in this net--

Has properties that interfere with dimensional shifting. I know.

GGGentleman Ghost

Next time, Green Lantern, I'll do you proper.

Quiet down in there.

[Gentleman Ghost grunting]

[Gentleman Ghost groans]

HHawkman

I fought our Gentleman Ghost before. These intangible types can be tricky.

Uh-huh.

HHawkman

But he didn't stand a chance against the two of us.

Look, Hawkman, I appreciate the help. Let's leave it at that.

HHawkman

Well, give Shayera my regards.

[Shayera Hol grunting]

You might wanna ease up a bit there. Most guys don't really go for the ripped, bulky look.

Just trying to maintain my girlish figure. My girlish, girlish figure. And why does it always have to be about the guys, anyway?

Honey, it's always about the guys. And since I'll be away on that photo shoot for a week--

Here we go.

Well, I’m surprised you haven’t made your move before now.

I'm still trying to figure out the right Earth protocol for this situation. It's not like I can assassinate you in your sleep, or poison your water... I miss Thanagar.

STShadow Thief

For decades their ever-growing empire was a utopia. But nothing lasts forever. At least, nothing good.

[after Ashari cuts a flower off of a tree with a knife]

CAChay-Ara

You didn't have to do that. I can fly.

BBashari

When we're together, so can I.

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