[Jonathan and Maddy are driving through a snowstorm]
Jonathan
How anyone can drive a car at this time of year without a windscreen washer.
Maddy
It's got a windscreen washer!
Jonathan
Yeah, but it's not much use on the back seat is it?
Maddy
The guy who was gonna fit it did a runner, it's not my fault. A bit of fresh air won't harm you.
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