That's me. (bagpipes playing) (beeps) Look, one of the contestants just sent me a picture of herself playing flute for senior citizens while
Wow.
What a generous, caring, attractive-- (Nick takes Joe's cellphone to break it in half) What are you doing? (cracks)
Oh!
You could've just deleted the photo. (Nick gives Joe's cellphone back to him)
So how's the miss most pathetic teen competition?
It's the most amazing teen competition. Duh.
She knows that.
It's cool. These girls actually have a lot more going for them than you think.
Oh, how sweet... and naive. They don't.
You just don't understand 'cause you're not the pagent type.
What do you mean I'm not the pagent type?
He just means that these girls are beautiful...
And graceful...
And really talented. Not that you're not all those things.
Those girls are noting but a bunch of bubble-headed gorgeous robots. If I wanted to, I could win that pageant with half my brains tied behind my back.
Wait a minute-- half your brains hanging out battling a bunch of beautiful robots? Now that is a competition I would pay to see.
I don't need a pageant to tell me that I'm just as pretty and talented as any of those girls, not to mention feminine, demure and very very delicate. Make a hole!
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