When you're on a date, it's always nice to start with a compliment. For example, I might say to you, you have a wonderful smile.
Thank you! I have six teeth too many.
What?
Uhh uhh...
Oh. Good, thanks. Now you go. Go ahead, compliment me.
Uh... huh-uh. You have very big hands for such a small girl.
Oh yeah? They found sharks with less teeth than you. I mean... I think you're really starting to get it. Let's move on. Kevin? (he turns around) Aha... um, whoa, hey. I was gonna say I had a surprise for you but I think you beat me to it.
Have you seen Anya?
As a matter of fact... I have. I turned her into an American girlfriend for you.
Hey, Kev. What's up bro-ham?
Whoa whoa whoa. Um, we didn't rehearse that greeting. Uh, what's with the fake dog?
I'm totally allergic to real dogs, but I totally wasn't going to let that stop me from having the totally perfect American girl accessory.
What about all the stuff we worked on?
Oh, I found much better stuff in this magazine.
Anya, what happened to you?
Oh, my name's not Anya anymore. It's Kimmy. I changed it. With a little, you know, heart over the "i." (clears throat) Why are you dressed like that?
I wanted to make you feel at home.
Okay, like my grandpa's home.
(titters) Anya?
Kimmy! Kimmy.
Right, Kimmy. Um... I think I liked the old you better.
Oh, well, I'm still old me but the new me just looks fantastic in this outfit. Right, Bootsy? Yes! Bye. (leaves with her magazine and stuffed dog)
You broke Anya. (he gives the thermos to Stella then he leaves)
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