Sandy, Tom and others in “Unfinished Business”

Sandy

Bye. Oh thank you so much. (hugs Kevin)

Tom

Come here.

Sandy

Okay, boys, now remember. no monkey business.

Nick

Mom, where would we even get a monkey?

Joe

Let alone with a head for business?

Kevin

(on the phone while holding a business card) Hello, Monkey Land? (monkey squeals) (whispers) I'm gonna have to call you back. (hangs up)

Tom

All right, look, I've complied a list here to help you guys define "monkey business." Let's call this daddy's big list of don'ts. (unfolds the list and hands it to Joe but Joe is shocked) (Joe looks at the long list)

Sandy

Come on, it's time to leave all your cares and worries behind.

Tom

Well, just watch the junk food. And don't fry your eyes playing video games.

Sandy

Tom! Dolphins are waiting patiently to swim with. (exits)

Tom

Yes, dear. (leaves) (door closes)

Joe

Yea-- (Joe is about to be excited but Nick stops him)

Nick

Wait for it.

Tom

You know, don't let any strange people into the house, okay? (runs back into the house) And stay away from my pinecone collection and pretty much everything that's breakable. And leave the computer on so we can video chat while we're gone.

(enters) Sorry, chief. Time to have fun. (Tom leaves) This man needs a vacation. Lock the doors quick. (leaves then Kevin closes the doors)

Nick

All right, now you're good. (tells Joe)

Joe

Yes! (throws the list) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Come on! Yeah!