(runs to Kevin and Nick) Guys, guess what. Today's our anniversary.
(he and Nick stand up) Aw. hug it out. (he and Nick are hugging Joe) Bring it in. Feels good. Aw, love it.
You guys have no idea what anniversary I'm talking about? Do you?
Nope. (he and Nick stop hugging Joe)
Never claimed to. (he and Kevin sit back down)
Guys, it's the anniversary of when we first met Stella.
Wow. Time flies. Feels like yesterday that wittle Stella waddled into our wives. Sowwy.
Any reason why you happen to know the exact date when we met Stella?
Yeah, Joe. Thub-thub, thub-thub--
Guys, I remember all important dates that have to do with our friends and family.
Of course you do, yeah. When's my birthday?
Some time this year?
Lucky guess.
Guys, it doesn't matter how I remembered. The important thing about remembering is that I remembered. (Stella enters)
Knock knock. Hey.
Hey, Stella. Do you remember what today is?
Oh, yeah. It's be kind to chipmunks day.
Yeah--
I got your email, Kevin.
Good 'cause I got an extra acorn for everybody. (gives an acorn to Nick then Nick throws it away)
Oh no no no, wait-- unless these t-shirts answer your question. (shows the gray t-shirt) It's our "15-year friend-a-versary."
Happy friend-a-versary.
Happy friend-a-versary!
I know.
15 years ago today, I spilled chocolate milk all over my shirt and you were the only person that didn't laugh at me.
Well, I mean, how could I laugh? Someone had to blot out your corduroy jumper with seltzer.
Well, think about it, if you guys didn't meet, you guys wouldn't have become friends, That why you wouldn't become our stylist which means we would probably be walking on the streets looking like this.
It was a good thing that I came along.
Yeah, I mean, we need you like the winter needs the spring.
Or an ice cream cone needs sprinkles.
Like a pirate needs a hook for a hand, an eye-patch, and a parrot. Wow you need a lot of things to be a pirate.
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