Look, Amy from Boise writes, "Joe, even though we've never met, I know you're a very kind and generous person". And look she would know because she signs it xoxo-xoxo, heart, heart, smiley face.
Joe, I know you like Angelina, but she's just one girl, okay? Unless she has an identical twin, in which case she is mistaken and I apologize
And dude, it is time to move on!
I don't want to move on. I've never met a girl like her. She's passionate, talented and beautiful.
So who's passionate, talented and beautiful besides your mother? (chuckles) (whispers) She could hear everything through those holes
This girl at school, she thinks because I'm a rock star, I must be some kind of jerk.
Your mom and I worked very hard, so you wouldn't turn into some kind of rock star jerk. All right? If I do say so myself, I think we've done pretty well with all you boys.
It's just she won't come within a mile of me.
Tom: No, she won't come within a mile of the person who thinks you are, not who you are, because who you are, not the person she thinks who you are, is who thinks you really
What?
You're not a jerk, all right? Just be yourself and she'll realize she's wrong, okay? Even if you do just the littlest thing, a woman will appreciate it. (loudly) Because women are perspective, sensitive and intelligent.
Dad, mom's at the park with Frankie.
Oh, yeah, that's right. (loudly) Nevermind.
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