Even if it is in public, I will kill you before you can become a threat!
Or perhaps not. (guns down Straizo) Yes, I was awaiting you, Straizo. That was on behalf of Speedwagon. But I don’t think you’ll go down so easily. Our war has begun!
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JoJo!
That was a little too easy. Now the only one left is Erina Joestar. And that should be...
I know what you'll say next.
JSJoseph & Straizo
(in unison) ...About as easy as taking candy from a baby. (Joseph scoffs)
Hmm. Next thing you'll say is, "How could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head?" Am I right?
But--- but how could he possibly be alive with that hole in his head? (gasps)
[After gunning Straizo down with a tommy gun.]
Straizo! I'm going to give you choice on how to die! By sunlight, or by Hamon! Or maybe I should beat your brains in?! How do you feel about that?
But do you think I rely on a gimmick like Hamon?
[Joseph makes a dash towards the window, yanking a grenade he placed on Straizo's scarf]
(knocks the grenade off) Child's play!
(While jumping out of the window) Sure, but I was still able to pull one over on you, wasn't I? And you should take a look at the grenade you just knocked away.
Straizo (finds a multitude of grenades on his cape): You son of a- (Straizo screams in horror as he is blown to bits)
(After evading the explosion) That was a close one.
[While watching Straizo's disembodied parts putting themselves back together.]
I have a secret weapon for situations such as this.
A secret weapon? Really? What kind of weapon?
Why isn't it obvious? Look at his legs, Smokey. I basically blew them to smithereens. And they still haven't fully healed yet. That's our ticket there!
What do his legs have to do with your weapon?
My legs are in great shape.
So what are you gonna do, then?
Run as fast as I can! Make way! Move! Out of the way!
[Joseph begins to flee.]
Smokey (running after Joseph): This guy's insane!
Joseph (mortally wounding Straizo): Give my regards to Speedwagon...IN HELL! [Knocks Straizo over the bridge] Granny should be able to sleep well tonight, finally.
Joseph! You are fated to meet "him" soon. You will understand "his" identity and the true meaning of evolution! Your destiny has already been written...
[Straizo's body begins to crack as the Hamon contained is released]
There is nothing I regret, Joseph. All this time I planned on entering Hell while still vibrant and filled with energy, not as some withered, desiccated corpse. I cannot tell you the ecstasy I have felt in being young again.
Straizo, wait. Not yet! I need to know more!
Farewell to you, JoJo!
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD! DON'T YOU THINK? WE CAN DO ANYTHING!
Rudol von Stroheim (laughing hysterically from Santana tripping himself): "Ultimate lifeform?" More like "Ultimate idiot."
Major...Rudol...Rudol von Stroheim.
Joseph (poorly disguised as a woman): "All I got under my skirt is more tequila, big boy."
You're it!
Destroy him.
Happy! Joy! Nice to meetcha! How you pose for me? Show me happy. Show me silly. Now how about you show those pearly whites?
You are playing games with me primitive? I do not want to play.
(After Santana attacks him) Now I'm in the mood! One Hamon knuckle sandwich coming up!
(Ordering Joseph to chop his leg off to expose Santana to sunlight) I'm a proud servant of the German Army! I am prepared to do my duty! I would proudly give a few legs for the sake of the Fatherland! Do it now, Joestar!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.