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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

(Detonates a grenade to force Santana out of his body) Farewell, you annoying English man!

[Stroheim blows himself up to expose Santana to the sunlight]

Damn that crazy German and his honor! (sees Santana) SANTANA!

Santana (Charges at JoJo): YOU ANNOY ME, PRIMITIVE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

[Knocks Joseph over the well]

WHY DO YOU RESIST!

Next you will say, "I've seen right through you, Joestar."

I'VE SEEN RIGHT THROUGH YOU, ALL THIS TIME JOESTAR! HUH?

[Joseph moves his head revealing sunlight reflection off the water. Santana screams in pain]

(While playing cards) I saw that, JoJo. Deal the cards right. Only cowards cheat.

Huh? Whatever do you -- [Caesar grabs his wrist]

Deal the cards properly, Joestar, or play elsewhere! [Caesar shakes Joseph's wrist, causing about a dozen cards to start spilling out of his sleeve]

Huh... fancy that. Well, that didn't work!

Pathetic. You should be ashamed that you have to resort to cheating and gimmicks to beat me!

You really are serious about cleanliness... [he pulls Caesar's leg onto the table, where we can see something placed on top of his shoe] This mirror is spotless!

STOP PROVOKING ME, JOESTAR!

OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!

I see much has changed since I've slumbered. But your illuminations will not stop me.

[kills the guards before approaching Kars and Esidisi.]

Now, the time has come! Awaken, my masters!

Become stronger before you decide to face the mighty Wamuu again, child. That way, you can be worthy of my time as I destroy you with honor.

[throws Caesar back]

It seems there that was the only one to use Hamon here.

Let's go.

Cough cough cough. Over here, look... right here. I'd appreciate it if you guys would notice that I'm here.

PMThe Pillar Men

.....

Joseph (sing song): I've been working on my Hamon. All the live-long day.

He is insane!

Joseph (while beating Wamuu with his clackers): This for killing Caesar's friend! This for not taking me seriously! AND THIS IS ME NOT LIKING YOUR UGLY FACE!

(turning around to see Joseph, crawling away behind the Pillar Man's back, pretending to be dead) I must be imagining things...

Well, that was fun.

Let us keep moving. Apparently the human race has regressed rather than evolved.

Quite an understatement.

[After the Pillar men take their leave.]

Joseph What the hell! Two poisoned wedding rings. One on my heart and the other on my wind pipe. Do they think I'm some sort of bigamist or- (faints)

OH MY GOD! What was I thinking a month. I should have asked for a year.

Jojo, a bit of advice: Stop screwing around and grow up!

What a piercing gaze you've developed! But when somebody gives me a challenging look, they're asking for death.

"Victory is assured before the battle is even fought."

EEsidici

You speak of Sun Tzu? I know him personally, having studied him two thousand years ago. "All war is deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near."

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