JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Season 1 quotes

What's the opposite of coffee? Something's that's not coffee...

Jolyne Kujo

(beat) ..Tea?

Right! Tea! Atroe's body says it wants to drink coffee, so I'm gonna ask for tea.v

(With a wide grin on her face) I like it!

(To Ermes after an invisible gator zombie chomps off their leg) That bastard... Ate half of my leg like it was some afternoon snack. I wonder if it's still... inside its stomach? You bet your ass it's my enemy, too!

Ermes

Listen to me, Jolyne. There's tons of people who'll say, "Getting revenge won't bring your sister back." as if they understand what I'm trying to do. And others who would tell me, "Forgiveness is important." I don't care! There's no way I'd force myself to forget that my own blood relative was thrown into a sewer and just go on about my life. This is all I've been preparing for! Revenge is waiting, so I can decide my own destiny and finally satisfy it!

Ermes

(To Sports Maxx) What, are you going to try to run again? You can't do that anymore. Because I just put a sticker on your ugly head and split that thing in two! If I peel this, you'll merge back into one! This next one is for Gloria, too. [Ermes peels her sticker off sending Sports Maxx to the direction of the other head leading to Kiss punching him back] Oh yeah, and the one after that as well! [Sports Max travels back to the other head only for Kiss to punch him away again] Not to mention the next one after that! And so on; forever! They're all of my Gloria! [Kiss punches him reapeatedly] This one! And this one! And this one! And this one! And this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one-and this one! All for Gloria! [Kiss uppercuts Sports Maxx to the air and Ermes throws the other head into his face as the final blow.]

Jolyne Kujo

(to Kenzo while making gestures at him) American style. French style. Japanese style. Italian Naples style. All around the world there’s a finger that says 'F*ck You'.

(To F.F.) Above your left ear. Right now, this spot is the ultimate red warning sign... Also, your lucky color is yellow and a picture of gold fish will bring you luck... Not that you have one at hand, but...

Look, Dragon's Dream! It's because you talked too much that they understand now!

Look at me, Jolyne. This is my spirit. This is my intellect. I was alive.

Jolyne

I'm going to get your disc back from the priest! Your Foo Fighters disc! Then you can come back!

But that will probably be another Foo Fighters. It probably won't be me. This is me. This is me saying goodbye.

Look at this, Weather. What a crappy guidebook! None of the characters are on it! I want to see Disney characters goddammit! Where the f*ck is Mickey?

But after today I finally understand, I've been living through this living hell for this ability! Fuck drugs, I'll protect that Priest with my life! And the best thing to come out of this is my Stand, Bohemian Rhapsody! Thanks to this power, not I finally get to treat the world that's treated me like shit slowly deteriorate as it's society falls into chaos and despair!

Jolyne

I'm inside a hole at the hospital! Ermes is on a commercial plane that crashed years ago! I'm on a fighter jet! We're about to crash! Search for ways to help us!

...What?

Jolyne

[After Ermes gives Jolyne a factoid that snails have no gender] An organism that can have sex with anything it encounters... I'm kinda jealous. I mean... No, no! It's just gross!

Weather Report

I see... Guess it could be useful for fixing joint and back pains... becoming a snail, that is. But if you don't want it to happen to you, Anasui... You shouldn't touch those snails... or the rainbows, either.

Is this your fault, Weather?! What the fuck are you doing?!