Everything has a name. The Word was with God, and all things were created by the Word. How about Goo Goo Dolls? Yes, that will be the name of my mental ability.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(When Jolyne asked about how much money to pay for her pendant) That will be two hundred bucks.
SHUT THE F*CK UP, BITCH! Tell me who sold it to you!
Some woman named Ermes sold it to me.
Ermes?
You break my heart and NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!
(After her Stand punches Gwess) Good freaking grief, Gwess. Shut up and listen. You said everything has a name, didn’t you? Then I’ll name my ability too. It’ll be Stone Free. 'Cuz somehow, I’m gonna free myself from this sea of stone. Did you hear me? STONE FREE, THAT'S THE NAME! (Stone Free proceeds to pummel Gwess) ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA! If there's a hierarchy system in this prison, I'll follow it. But I'm the one who gives the orders. Now shrink me down and get me the hell out of this hallway.
JJohngalli
Meteorologists say the wind's movements are unpredictable. They have a point, but it’s not impossible.
I've always... cherished you.
Whenever someone says "This Monday was a bad day," they'll say to themselves that "Saturday will be better." That's how we continue to live! No one lives a life of only Mondays!
TMThunder McQueen
I was arrested on a Saturday.
...
FFF.F.
This place is so fun! So much better than the swamp.
FFF.F.
We should do what they're doing.
FFF.F.
[Seeing an inmate with their cup] HEY YOU FUGLY HO!
[Foo Fighters, Ermes, and Jolyne are playing catch.]
FFF.F.
I'm gonna throw it!
Good grief. You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?
HAH! Easy to tell, too! You probably only know what a ball is from that chica’s memories!
What is your game?
MMiraschon
My name is Miraschon, FE26789 is my prisoner number. I'm saying you're at 87 throws, right? Your little game of catch, I'm willing to bet that it won't last 100 throws..
MMiraschon
Just trying to kill time.
[After Ermes loses her bet with Miraschon.]
MMMarilyn Manson
[After ripping our Ermes's concealed dollars] This is still not enough... [After rips out her liver] If you sell this liver I'm holding to the black market, it will cover the rest...of the 590 dollars that you owe! This is what you, Ermes, have just contemplated. I found out where to find the money you owe me from your thought, so that I can obtain it. (Notices Jolyne and F.F about to attack) Ermes here has just broken the rules that you established, and therefore has lost the bet. No one can attack me... Ermes has acknowledged in her heart that she is in debt. I am just here to collect that debt. This is my ability.
(affected by Land Ranger’s Stand) I... I don't know why this happened so suddenly, but, uh, You know it could happen to anyone! Even the pope probably doesn't have control over this!
What are you talking about?
: You know, There's that thing, "number 1" and "number 2", has to do with bowel movements, the one that starts with a p!! I might do it in my pants! I'm really glad it's not "number 2", but it's still a natural urge! It must have something to do with zero-gravity. If we don't solve this, it's gonna be bad, in a different sense!
LRLang Ranger
(to Jolyne while destroying her cloud suit) I'm gonna carve an epitaph on the flesh of your corpse, with shards of glass reeking of piss!
(calming himself down while keeping poison dart frogs fro touching his skin) 23, 28... no, it's 29... Dammit! The filthy frogs are clinging to my 800 dollar pants!
(giving advice to FF) "Don't cut me, Bitch!"
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