Guess you came back from his time in Hell, Dio.
Oh, JoJo, you're alive? Then am to assume that you defeated my two knights, then.
Zombie bodyguard 1: Dio! Give the word, and he'll be pile of flesh!
Zombie bodyguard 2: Let my fangs make an impression on him!
No. He is mine! Know this JoJo, I find no pleasure in finishing you myself. We grew up together in the same house, so the thought of turning you into a undead thing is unsatisfying. That's why I sent my two knights to kill you. But it seems I've indulged you. As emperor, I must not show weakness of any kind. Therefore, I shall slaughter you without hesitation!
I agree! I will feel no guilt over killing you!
But one question. Whatever happened to that mustached charlatan who was with you? Where'd he gone off to?
Dio, it shames me as a gentleman to say this, but I cannot hold back these feelings. I, Jonathan Joestar, hate you with every fiber of my being! Vengeance consumes me now! I swear I will kill you!
DDie
JoJo, stand back. I have prior claim to avenge. Zeppeli was a dear friend of mine for over two decades. Dio! For taking his life, I will sent you to the bowels of Hell!
Fascinating. Within years, humans can train themselves to float in midair...But in one night, I have surpassed even a guru! Wryyyyy! Do you think you can defeat me with such lethargic movements?
DDire
I've caught you, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
(Dire attempts his attack. However...)
Useless, Useless, useless!
DDire
(his body is frozen from the neck down) I can't move!
You imbecile! Did you think for a moment that you could stand up to me? Nothing awaits you here but a mongrel's death! So let's give them a show!
[shatters Dire.]
JoJo, it's your turn to face oblivion!
[Dio gets hit with a rose to the eye]
DDire
Those Hamon-filled rose thorns do sting a bit. Ha, ha.
Insect! How you dare you! How dare you wound my face!
Really? The “Let’s do battle” stance? You’re not serious. No matter how you prepare, human ability is extremely limited and finite. Your Hamon training avails you nothing. It's USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, UUUSSSEELLLESSS!! A MERE MONKEY COULD NEVER DEFEAT A LION!!! In comparison to my power, you are but a MERE MONKEY, JOJO!
You’re wrong! With true conviction, the human race can overcome anything! Let me demonstrate to just what heights a human being can rise!
A zombie's all you'll ever be!
(after setting his fists on fire) Which one of us will fall!? We'll find out soon enough!
My body is dissolving! It can't be! (screaming) The pain! The burning! I can’t- (screaming) My reign was to have lasted forever! For centuries uncounted by man!
You had to be destroyed, Dio.
Why is shredding tears for such an evil creature?
He and Dio spent their youth together. Dio was like a brother to him. But as for me, I'll be singing in praise. Baron Zepelli, do you see? JoJo did it! Dio's dead! It may be an exaggeration, but JoJo saved the world this night!
FSFather Styx
Eh? Well, that's rather strange. The lock's undone. Queer bit of business. I can see a metal catch glinting on the inside there. But that would mean... that this trunk is locked from the inside!
JoJo... if it wasn't for you, I never would have received the power of the Stone Mask... But at the same time, it was your damnable meddling that cost me world domination! If there truly a god pulling the strings, then it is no coincidence our paths intersect. That our two existences are to be one. Thus I shall take your body, only man I respect, and live out eternity with it! That is my destiny! You will feel no pain. That is my final gift to you!
Argh.. those eyes of his! This isn't good!
Live on as my body, JoJo!
[Dio fires two beams from his eyes, piercing Jonathan's neck.]
WCWan Chang
He's done for! Lord Dio overestimates his mighty power! Well, Jonathan Joestar, I'll scoop out what little brains you have with my bare fingers!
Jonathan (Last words): Dio, as you observed, it may be true that our fate is to be together. I feel an odd warmth for you, for now our lives are interwoven completely… and will end along with this ship. Farewell to you… my… beloved...
Dio (being held by a dying Jonathan): JoJo! Let me go! Release me! Think of what we two can achieve! You'd like a taste of eternity, would you not? I can heal your wounds. You and Erina can live together forever! JoJo! (he realized Jonathan is no longer alive) No, it's too late. He's dead. (consumed in a explosion that enveloped Jonathan's body and sinks the ship. The following day, Erina and baby Elizabeth were revealed to have survived.)
Erina (voiceover): Jonathan Joestar passed away into undeserved oblivion. His life was an important part of history, but invisible to ordinary people. Most of humanity, for who he sacrificed, will never know of his noble accomplishments. But his descendants will. The life within me, newly created by Jonathan and I, will certainly hear his story.
(After saving Speedwagon from crooks) Why can’t you ever just think things through, JoJo?
I do, in fact, a great deal. Mostly about how best to keep you and Granny Erina safe. You two are the only family that I’ve got.
(Narrator) He may have his grandfather’s face, but he’s far from being a gentleman.
(To cops about to arrest Smoky Brown for pick-pocketing him) As I've said, it was a gift. So why don't you let my friend go, please.
FPFat Policeman
(while picking his nose, taking out a large booger) Then why don't you tell me his name? What's the matter, limey? Do you want to spent a night in an American pokey? Here's a present for ya!
Joseph(after the booger is placed on his cheek): That's curious. Help me understand, why would you do something like that? It's such an unsavory thing to do.
Fat Policeman (while picking his nose again): There is no reason! I do what I like, whenever I feel like it, ya fool! But, if when someone wipes a booger on ya face, then it probably means that-
[Joseph punches the fat policeman in the face.]
YOU'VE MADE THE WRONG MOVE, YOU STUPID PIG!!
Fat Policeman (with his finger stuck in his nose): Gyaaaahhh!!! Take it out. Awww! Take it out!!!
BPBearded Policeman
What?! You're resisting arrest!
[The bearded policeman points his gun at Joseph.]
Heh, go ahead and shoot! But you better be prepared for the consequences. The moment you pull that trigger, I'll break your finger like a rotten matchstick!!
BPBearded Policeman
Not from over there! I'll shoot your damned brains out!
[Joseph uses his Hamon to shoot his coke's bottlecap at the bearded policeman, damaging the man's trigger finger while drinking his soda before freaking out.]
Oh!! I've let my temper get the best of me again! OH CRAP! Granny Erina will be furious!
Smokey (thought): W-What's with this guy?! He beats up cops and then worries about what his granny will say?!
I don't know what's going on, but you said you gave your wallet to me, a thief and a black man- I owe you one. My name is Smokey. I would like to know your name.
Joestar. Joseph Joestar. My friends call me JoJo. I just moved from London with Granny Erina... Nice to meet you.
TDTaxi Driver
Get you head outta ya butt! Now get the hell out of the way!
Joseph (grabs the taxi driver): Hello there! What? I didn't hear all that. You mind repeating what you just said? Depending on what you said, I might have to give you a pounding!
JoJo! What are you doing?
I've asked what are you doing with that man?
Uh... I was just... huh? ...A taxi. So you wouldn't need to walk so far.
You are such a thoughtful boy, JoJo.
[at a restaurant, a racist mobster insults Smokey]
Racist Mobster: (After a waiter explains Smoky is allowed to eat in the restaurant) What you allow beasts to gaze here, heh?
SBSmokey Brown
Guess I should be going... (Joseph keeps Smokey from getting up as he gets ready to fight)
You heard him. Come on. You’re not going to tell me to stop, are you?
Erina No. People are entitled to their opinions. But this misbegotten oaf has given public insult to our friend! Be mindful of the other guests, now, but teach him a lesson!
I was hoping you'd say that!
Racist Mobster: Well now boy, looking for a fight?
Mobster: (After being tricked into damaging his hand on a coat rack) MY GOOODDD!
My brain can predict any move you make! Do you get that now, you simpleton?
I don't want you snared by evil from half a century ago.
It will be alright. If this is my fate, I'll accept it fully.
