JoJo's Bizarre Adventure quotes

(after Narancia spilled wine on his suit) What are you gonna do about this, you little shit!? You think you can pay for this!? This suit cost four million lire! Let's take this outside!!

Narancia

(smacks the guy with a wine glass) Then you must be the enemy!

What!? (He and Narancia proceed to stomp on the guy after he hits the ground, joined by Abbacchio after taking a slip of his wine while watching them.)

Abbacchio

(Stops kicking) Hold on, Narancia, Mista. I don't think this one's an enemy. He's unconscious. He's most definitely not an enemy.

Narancia

Wha!? Seriously!? Crap, what do I do now!?

Yep, the stain's going to be hard to clean. One single drop of red wine on a white suit really stands out.

Narancia

I can't pay for this shit!

Well, the location of the stain might make it look like a button. If he puts a button here, he can hide it.

Abbacchio

(feeds the guy their meals) While we're at it, let's get him to make sure there isn't any poison in our food...

You need only to learn the way to destroy him.

Trish

Diavolo?

Please, believe me.

Diavolo, you say.

Diavolo

“The only way to deal with fear is to crush it into dust.”

Soon, all will be revealed.

Cioccolata

(to Secco after telling him to make sure the camcorder is still running) Good boy

A flesh-eating mold and subterranean predator, both of them working together in tantrum to take ours down.

Secco

[After being punched by Sticky Fingers, caught off guard that Bucciarati is not covered in mold] My...M y Face! My face!

(to Giorno as realizing he's an animated corpse whose life will soon end.) Death has me now.

(To Secco as he is trying to say "son of a bitch") The word you're looking for "bitch".

Secco

*growl* I knew that! Are you a language expert!? You damn bastardo!

Cioccolata

You see, Giorno Giovanna, I believe there are two cases in which happiness exists. The first is when despair turns into hope, then you become happy. When your weeds caught the helicoptor, I was just so panicked, I truly felt despair. But I cut through the plan. I used my experience and mental strength to make a comeback and right now I feel happiness because of it... What a rush. [...] And just when I was about your the second bout of happiness is..When when you behold the weak and pathetic!

Cioccolata

Show me your face! Show me your despair! Let me see the look on your face at the moment your hope burns out and your life reaches its end! Show me your despair as you fall

Cioccolata

NOW DIE! [A beetle bursts out of his skull.]

You were close. I drew out my speech in order to buy myself time. The bullet that tore a hole to your head still had to mature, before eventually making its way back to the initial wound. The shrapnel that drew it was lodged in your skull and returned to its original form as a beetle, one whose growth I happened to accelerate greatly with Gold Experience when I aimed for the propellers. I wanted to be certain you were completely neutralized, meaning I had to finish you off, whether or not I can still hear a heartbeat.

Cioccolata

(his head is still bleeding after a stag beetle tore through it) But.. but you said... that if I just stayed still... that I-I would...still m-make it out of this alive...

Oh, give me a break. If you really thought I was being serious, then you're the worthless fool. I don't spare pieces of shit.

Cioccolata

(angered at what Giorno just called him) WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! WRYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!

Cioccolata

(pain noises) STOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDA!

Secco

(After realizing Cioccolata has died and listening to his final message) Screw you, Cioccolata! You thought I would weep for you? Give me a break! You lost to clowns!