Here. Use this ball for good luck.
Um, but my ball's fine!
[Heloise takes golf ball from Jimmy and crushes it with her teeth, then hands Jimmy her's]
Uh, yeah, sure. Your ball's great...
S1Way Below Par
S1Jimmy Matchmaker
Well that's it. No more match-making for me. [Glues a piece of statue back on]
Maybe not for Beezy, but what about you and me?
[Doesn't look away from statue] What about you and me what?
[Whistles, points at Jimmy then at herself]
[Scoffs] What's that?
[Repeats action angerly]
[Looks down at Heloise] Why are you whistling?
[Growls and punches the statue]
S1Fused Together
You're the one who fused us together!
Because that was funny.
Well, this is funny too!
[Beezy drinks the milkshake and splashes it out on Heloise through his nose. Heloise becomes very angry]
Iheheh... Maybe not as funny as I thought.
[Furious] You're going down, BOTH OF YOU!
What did I do?
[Heloise punches Jimmy Heloise and Beezy gasps]
HBHeloise And Beezy
YOU HURT MY BEST FRIEND!
S1Best Bud Battles
[To wishing well Lucius fell in earlier] I wish my friends would get along.
Friends! Hah! Who needs them.
[Surprised] That's what I say!
Always trying to act all pleased, always roping you into dopey musical numbers.
Uhm, no, not really.
Always looking to borrow money with no intention paying it back. You know who you are, Sammy Garvin! Never caring enough to... You know, get into a fight over me. That's what real friendship is all about. Misery!
S2Everyone Can Whistle
(Jimmy is asleep in bed and he is snoring lightly)
[Birds Chirping In Distance]
[Gasps In Excitement] I hear whistling! Sweet!
I don't understand, but I like!
[Signal Whistle]
[More Signal Whistle]
Beezy eats an entire 4 cheese pizza and licks his entire face.
Wow! Whistling does all that? Awesome!
LHLucius Heinous VII
[Whistling casually]
LHLucius Heinous VII
[Whistling Off Key]
LHLucius Heinous VII
Yes
Around here, good things come to whistlers.
[Tries To Whistle Loudly, But Spits Saliva All Over The Place]
GMGeneral Molotov
[Loud Signal Whistle]
What's that? opportunity whistling?
GMGeneral Molotov
[Loud Signal Whistle Continues]
Hey, Mo-mo, can you teach me how to do that? all I can do is this.
(Jimmy does the same thing over and over again)
GMGeneral Molotov
Uh oh.
Yeah, on 2nd thought. I think I'll ask someone else.
PPeep
(singing) Everyone can whistle, quick as a tick, everyone can whistle, even the sick! Everyone can whistle, one head or two. Everyone can whistle, even you!
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