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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 4, Episode 1

Jeeves and Bertie Wooster in “Return to New York”

[Bertie proposes kidnapping a small child to solve a problem]

Jeeves

I regret that the terms of my employment do not permit me to take part in criminal activity, sir.

Bertie Wooster

[dismissively] What rot, Jeeves. We're only going to borrow him for an hour. In any case, there's nothing remotely criminal about bringing two loving hearts together.

Jeeves

That is not an assertion I should care to see tested in a court of law, sir.

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