in the stairwell of a New York City apartment building
Good afternoon, madam.
[holding the handle of a mop] Don't you "good afternoon" me, I'm a respectable woman.
I have no reason to doubt it, madam. We are calling upon Mr. Bickersteth.
Next floor up. [as Jeeves and Bertie resume climbing the stairs] Hey, big fella. [Jeeves turns around] You're kinda cute, the way you talk.
Madam is too kind.
If you wanna come up and split a beer anytime...
Well, I shall certainly bear your generous invitation in mind if I am in the vicinity. Good afternoon, madam. [tips his hat, and he and Bertie hurry up the stairs]
You seem to have made a bit of a conquest there, Jeeves.
Thank you, sir.
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