Bertie Wooster
By the way, Jeeves, on no account do we agree to our staying here overnight.
Jeeves
Very good, sir. Might one inquire why?
Bertie Wooster
Because, Jeeves, of all places on this great planet of ours, West Neck, Long Island, has been chosen to be the most unexciting. The last time anything remotely interesting happened here was in 1842, when a tree fell over. They still talk about it in the village.
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