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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 3, Episode 1

Bertie Wooster and Jeeves in “Bertie Sets Sail”

[seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time]

Bertie Wooster

She's a fair size, Jeeves.

Jeeves

Indeed, sir.

Bertie Wooster

Puts one in mind of Honoria Glossop in that white dress she used to wear at hunt balls.

Jeeves

The similarity is a striking one, sir.

Bertie Wooster

Now, Jeeves, why do you think they built all these tall buildings?

Jeeves

Well, sir, it was partly because of the restricted size of Manhattan Island and partly because the island is solid granite and therefore capable of supporting such structures.

Bertie Wooster

Nothing to do with having got the plans sideways, then.

Jeeves

No, sir.

Bertie Wooster

That's what Barmy told me.

Jeeves

You will pardon me for saying so, sir, but Mr. Fotheringay-Phipps is not noted for his architectural expertise.

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