Ship's captain, Tuppy Glossop and others in “Bertie Sets Sail”

[reacting to soup splashed on his uniform from a dinner roll that Tuppy tossed to draw Bertie's attention] This is not the sort of behavior we allow on this ship!

[to Bertie, who's standing next to the captain] Who's the chap in the fancy dress?

He's the captain. Nice fellow. Speaks very good French.

[to the captain, with affected upper-class accent] Eh, look, I'm terribly sorry, señor. Quel fromage and all that. [to Bertie, apparently not registering that the captain also speaks English] That'll hold him. They love it when you speak the old lingo.