Bertie Wooster and Jeeves in “Jeeves the Matchmaker”

You know that play — oh, what was its dashed name — the one I saw last night.

No, sir.

It's on at the whatcha-call-it. Anyway, the hero's a chap who is buzzing along through life, you know, quite merry and bright, apart from his gammy leg from the war. And all of a sudden, this kid turns up, and says that she's his daughter ... left over from act one. And it's absolutely the first he's ever heard of it! So obviously, there's a bit of a fuss, and they say to him what ho, and he says what ho. And ... anyway, he takes the kid, and they go off together, out into the world!

Very inspiring, sir.

Yes well, I thought so, yes.