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Jeeves and Wooster · Season 2, Episode 1

Stiffy Byng and Bertie Wooster in “Jeeves Saves the Cow Creamer”

Stiffy Byng

Bertie, I think you're a pig!

Bertie Wooster

A pig, maybe. But a shrewd, level-headed pig. A pig who was not born yesterday and has seen a thing or two.

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