Jeeves and Wooster · Season 1, Episode 3
“The Purity of the Turf” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Bertie Wooster (4), Jeeves (3)
[about the song "Good Night, Vienna"] I mean, fancy writing a song about saying good night to a whole city. I mean, you may as well say, "Good Afternoon, Manchester" or "Fancy Bumping Into You, Basingstoke."
Yes, sir.
Or "I Didn't See You at the Club Last Night, Cleethorpes."
I'm going inside. This fresh air is getting into my lungs.
You look positively animated, Jeeves!
[straightening his jacket] I'm sorry, sir.
The boy is a flyer, sir.
How do you know?
I happened to be pursuing him this morning with a view to fetching him a clip on the side of the head.
Great Scott, Jeeves! You?
The lad is of an outspoken disposition, sir, and had made an opprobrious remark respecting my appearance.
What did he say about your appearance?
[coldly] I do not recall, sir. But it was opprobrious.
You know what Kipling said. The f. of the s. is much more d. than the m.
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