[The mystery show Piggley Trotter, Private Eye is playing on the radio.]
This is my town - a good town, with good people, and one bad one. Master criminal Big Sty had given me the slip again, and... I was calling it quits for the day. I headed for home, taking a shortcut through the park. That's when she walked up. She was prettier than a French poodle. The smile that made the chickens cackle.
Mr. Trotter... I need your help.
[listening to the radio] It's a mysterious lady!
Shh.
Helping is my specialty, ma'am.
I think I'm being followed.
[Molly gasps.]
Followed by... Big Sty, master of disguise.
[Piggley wears a wig made of blue yarn, scaring Molly.]
Shh.
No... I-- I...
[disguised as a policeman; speaking in a Cockney accent] Come with me, ma'am. I'll take ya down the station.
No, no! Don't go with him, mysterious lady! Don't go!
She's not going anywhere with you... Big Sty!!
[Piggley gasps, then falls to the floor.]
[gasps]
Shh.
Ohhh! Curses! How did you know it was me, Trotter?!
Policemen don't... wear... rubber... boots!
Ohhhhhh! Foiled again!
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