IZombie · Season 1
I don't know what happened at work, but I promise, the only opinion you need to worry about is your own.
It's a pretty low opinion right now.
Well, it shouldn't be. You are formidable. I mean, you're clever and disciplined.
Hardly.
Those are just the top tier qualities. All right? You're also clearly blessed with a hollow leg.
No, no. Don't go.
I must. I know how this turns out. It's like the shots contest in Raiders of the Lost Ark. You're Karen Allen, and I'm the fat Nepalese guy that ends up under the table.
The violent soundscape of nature is making my ears bleed. Birds chirping, leaves rustling, gnats laying eggs.
Never start a land war in Asia. Never go toe-to-toe with Peyton Charles when drinking is involved.
Hoping you can work your magic, Liv, help ID these guys.
Uh...
Looks like a no-brainer to me, Liv.
[Ravi catches Liv posting a picture of Madison Brenneck's brain on Instagram]
[Ravi clears his throat] Did you post a picture of what I assume is Madison Brenneck wrapped in sushi rice on your Instagram account? Hashtag 'brain food'?
'Course I grammed it, that fish was on fleek. Oh, my God. Why did I post that?
Why does anyone post pictures of food? I think it's okay. It just looks like raw tuna.
It turns out our Madison was quite the millennial social media maven. Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr. She had over 600 Yelp reviews. The day she died, she tweeted 27 times. [when Ravi notices Liv not paying attention by tweeting] Liv. Liv.
'Devoured tuna roll.' Hashtag 'Sushi obsessed.' Hashtag 'Covering my ass.'
You need to be careful not to overshare on social media. Anything zombie-related is TMI.
Don't worry. I'm on my chill hustle hundo-p.
My annoying millennial speak knowledge ended with TMI, so I have no idea what you just said.
Someone pulls a knife, I pull a gun.
[Liv stands at Peyton's side] Blaine thinks he and I could have something special.
Aww, he swiped right. I'm sure that your Tinder photo is hair-centric and flattering, but how do you spin that bio? 'I'm a humble guy, always down for a hike, or we could just murder and chill.' 'My fave slays are astronauts, homeless teens and boyfriend.'
(to Blaine) For the record, all you are to me is a giant mistake.
[Ravi receives a text from social-media-brain Liv]
'The struggle is real. Props for the good looks. Boom.'
I take it Peyton knows all about Team Z.
Nobody calls it that. Stop trying to make Team Z a thing.
[Ravi gives Liv the brain of an innocent victim who died]
[Ravi talks like a game show host] Olivia Moore! Let's see what's inside drawer number one. Today we're sending you home with Madison Brenneck. [Ravi opens one of the morgue doors] 25 years old. The victim of an ill-fated rendezvous with a Seattle cross-town. Bus driver said she never even looked up from her phone. She's only in our morgue because she was killed on city property. So, Madison comes complete with wonderfully unremarkable, non-murdery visions.
All the great taste, none of the foul play.
[Peyton sees Liv tweet a selfie photo of them both that she just took]
Did you just tweet that photo of us? Hashtag 'friendship goals.' Hashtag 'booty had me like what'?
[Liv with a smile on her face] Not cool?
Uh, little weird.
Max Rager is a global brand, Major. We are everywhere. Like Starbucks. Or the Eye of Sauron.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's IZombie pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
