[Blaine walks into the police morgue]
[walking in hunched over] Brains! Bra... [when Blaine clears his throat] Kidding. Kind of. I do need brains. You got any?
You've reverted to zombie form?
Well, if I haven't, things have just gotten... kinky.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Our test rat who reverted back to a zombie. She died.
Too much for a rat suicide?
Gilda-slash-Rita slept with Major, you found out, confrontation, argue, argue, argue, exit Gilda.
And I punched her in the face.
You Americans and your violence.
Vaughn Du Clark. That man is pure evil. I know that at my very core.
Rationalization isn't just a river in Egypt. No. No, wait. That's denial. Never mind. You should be good.
This is an in-case-of-an-emergency break-glass potential cure. Cured the zombie rat, who remains, for the moment, alive. But we have no idea of its long-term effects.
Like life itself.
I am only giving this untested version to you because of the potential of your death leaving Seattle zombies unfed.
So it's not the love that dare not speak its name brewing between us?
Reasonably certain.
Have I not been doing a good job?
Well, you know what? Let's find out. [Vaughn Du Clark shakes a little black 8 ball on his desk, reading] 'Ask again later.'
ARAnnie Rosine
Look, I won't lie. It was a nightmare. I looked grotesque, my face looked like it was on fire, and, yeah, I wished horrible deaths on everyone involved. But thanks to modern medicine I lost my motivation to murder anyone.
Well, we're constantly monitoring hot sauce, hair dye and fake tan spending in the Pacific Northwest. We would not want any zombie-come-latelies crashing our parties. Would we?
Not the way I'd choose to go. Whale ingestion, if you're curious.
How did she get along here? She ever have issues with the other employees?
Well, she had issues with me. I had her demoted for failing to deliver results on time. But I don't murder employees over missed deadlines, as a rule.
What does it mean that I find your new look weird and creepy?
It means that you spend too much time with the dead.
You didn't know?
That you were doing the feather bed jig with my daughter? Um, no?
Your...
[Vaughn yells out] Daughter!
Accounting-wise, we've factored in lawsuits. There'll be violent episodes similar to the frequency we experienced with Max Rager.
Only now, these manic episodes will be committed by super-strong, super-fast, tireless Super Max drinkers. Yeah, I got news for you. Everybody's going to be drinking Super Max. The take-away is, the only thing that can take down a bad guy having a Super Max freak out is a good guy chugging a Super Max.
LDr. Lockett
Super Max magnifies the effect of adrenaline exponentially. As long as it's in your system, you have all the strength at your disposal that you might have if your loved one were trapped under a car.
Hmm.
LDr. Lockett
These zombies have taught us how to unlock our potential. And I shouldn't need to tell you it's dangerous.
It's so they don't recognize me at Max Rager.
Well, for the degree I've been creeped out by this, the clues you find by this better be Earth shattering.
I almost forgot. For that professional look.
[Liv puts on a pair of glasses] Literally the stuff of nightmares.
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