I would've called you but I don't have your number.
Babe... [Drake squints] Ruth.
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I hate tea. Burnt water with plants in it. Some dick took the last K-cup. [Bozzio smiles when she sees that it was Clive who's sipping away at the K-cup] I'd throw this on your lap if I wasn't going to use it later.
IInk
Do you know who I am?
[Drake looks at Ink's open jacket] A big Danny Trejo fan?
Here's the plan. If we're still interested when this brain wears off a bit, we can pick up where we left off. But right now, we can't do this.
[Drake clears his throat] Story of my life. Zombie date sends me away until horny brain wears off. [as Drake kisses Liv's forehead]
He's got these thick biceps that stretch the cottony limits of his T-shirt.
Hmm.
He's got a scar on his face that speaks of sin. This is a man who knows when to take a woman by the back of her neck and...
Oh!
Sorry. I'm on horny-librarian-slash-erotica-novelist brain.
He really fills out those fitted shirts, huh?
[both Major and Ravi nod up and down while eating]
So we use FBI resources. Get the mother of all databases on it.
And then we bust this S.O.B.
And then victory sex.
If you do wrestle, film it.
Why do people bury license plates? Do they think cars are going to grow out of the ground? All this digging in a field, and still no tainted Utopium, but I have license plates from 30 states.
[Major says goodbye to Minor before leaving him on a public bus]
[Major pets Minor on the bus] You're going to be famous, buddy. [Minor's nose whistles] Yeah! You know that? Huh? Everyone's looking for you. Yeah, I know. This time tomorrow, you'll have a great home, maybe a couple of kids. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm gonna miss you. [Major kisses Minor on the head]
Men are always so phallocentric, Clive. Why is that?
[Clive turns away] Just are.
Ugh. Why is the little dot not coming up?
You gotta tap reload to make it...
Did you hear that?
What?
It sounded like a man who's never used this app in his life trying to mansplain.
[Peyton starts combing Blaine's hair] So, this hair...
Mm-hmm?
How much product do you got working in here?
It's just a dollop of pomade and I'm out the door.
[Liv makes out with Drake on the table]
Wait! I'm taking advantage of you.
I don't think that's true.
[Drake continues kissing Liv] Wait. I roofied you with horny-librarian brain.
That's a first.
[Peyton makes out with Blaine on the couch]
[Peyton stares at Blaine] I think you put some serious time into this look.
Well, we can't all look like we were created in a lab by 14 year-old boys, can we?
[as Blaine continues kissing Peyton]
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