How long have I got? If it's less than a couple of weeks, I need to add brains to my Christmas wish list.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
That's the essence of acting. It's a search for truth.
[Ravi crosses his legs and fingers like a therapist] Tell me more about this truth and how to find it.
To create a reality where the truth is fear of zombies, I would draw on a sense memory of something that scared me. Like the time I went camping and I saw a bear.
Or the times you've seen actual zombies.
My point is you don't act with words. You act with your soul. With your imagination. That's what gives the words life.
Yes, Olivia, there is a Santa Claus Brain.
[Liv cuts the red suit off the dead Santa Claus in the morgue]
This isn't the sort of visit from old Saint Nick I had in mind.
[Ravi into his recorder] Beard color, white as snow.
[Ravi sits Liv and Major on the couch to tell them something]
I thought you should both hear this at the same time.
Oh, no, are you and Mom getting a divorce?
Remember what it's like to eat an apple? Oh, look, there's one now, ripening on this tree.
[Liv picks the apple off the imaginary tree] Hey, I was saving that.
[Liv shines the apple on her lab coat before taking a bite of it] The skin is so smooth and cool. Here, let me make it shiny before I... Mmm. So crisp and juicy. Oh, sorry. I got some on you.
Fascinating. I wish I had some popcorn. Oh, wait, I do.
[Ravi smiles, opening his computer desk and pulling out a bowl of imaginary popcorn]
Silver lining... You know, you two finally get to have hot zombie sex. Right? Room temperature zombie sex?
Yeah, about that...
We broke up.
[Major mouths to Ravi that Liv broke up with him] Ah. Right.
[Major finds a car license plate while looking for the tainted Utopium in the 100-acre field]
Add it to the, 'Not Utopium' pile.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I got you a little something, Liv.
[Liv opens the present and gasps] Zombie High, the Complete Second Season!
What's my gift?
Not having to watch that.
I think we've got a major problem.
A "Major" major problem or a minor major problem?
You two don't seem that skeeved.
We've pulled stranger things out of corpses. Golf balls. A snake.
Besides, we were expecting it.
Jordan's pierced...
Yeah, it's front and center on his sex tape.
He had a sex tape?
[Ravi looks at Liv] Aw... So innocent.
Well, there it is. Some of the most famous junk in America.
Cover it. Cover it. Who gets pierced there? Why?
It's called a Prince Albert. I wonder how you get it through airport security.
[Blaine counts his money at the funeral home]
You know, it's hard enough being a rich zombie. You got to worry about paying taxes, eating brains. And now some nut-job's out there picking off your kind like ducks in a shooting gallery.
[Ravi watches a scene of Zombie High]
Ugh, it's like a bad-acting workshop. This is what you get when a TV show worships at the altar of youth, bimbos and himbos running around screaming, in a school where, apparently, shop class isn't the only place to see something wooden and poorly constructed.
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