TV show quotes
So you're okay with it? Because if we're gonna do this we have to be totally honest with each other this time around.
Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You're very attractive, and I very much have a penis. But just being with you is enough. Honest.
Smoak and Meers?
Guilty.
When I eat someone's brain, it sets up camp in me. It's like, I'm always Britney, but sometimes I'm Hit Me One More Time Britney, and sometimes I'm... shaved head, smashing car windows Britney.
Real talk? I thought both of those Britney's were hot.
[Liv, Clive, and Ravi watch the video of Syd Wicked on his laptop]
Death. Most of us live in constant fear that at any moment, death will wrench us into an eternal darkness. But I have stared Death right in his face and he blinked first. Mark that. I'll use that for the intro for my closer.
What showmanship. The world has lost a storyteller.
Odd, I was under the impression that you knew I couldn't stand the sight of you and yet, here you are.
I'm an acquired taste. Like gazpacho or that free U2 album.
Syd Wicked. I want to change my name to something cool like that. What do you think of Rick Bang?
I think Rick Bang lives in a one-bedroom apartment in the San Fernando Valley and gets paid to do it on camera.
Ow. Well, Steph told me how to figure out my porn name. Sadly, it's Polly Cripplegate.
You need my help? I try not to make a habit of fraternizing with murderers.
That's no way to go through life, is it?
[magician-brain Liv does a magic card trick for Ravi]
Okay. Have you thought of a card? Do you see it?
[Liv does the magic trick, as Ravi gasps] The 10 of clubs is missing. Where did it go, you witch?
Ah! The 10 of clovers. A clover needs a dark space to take root. A place as dark as a closed casket buried six feet under.
That's dark.
Or, a man's back pocket.
[Ravi gasps when finding the card in his back pocket] This is the best brain ever! I almost want to start killing magicians so it never ends.
Got something to show you, Liv.
[Liv holds up a few playing cards, whispering] Pick a card.
No.
And where were you at the time of the murder?
The Houdina show. I remember because she disappeared during her closer and she never came back for a bow. I waited around for 15 minutes. It was actually kind of punk rock.
[Blaine reads the FBI files that find his yellow coolers in multiple cases]
'Found in the home refrigerators of three of the missing persons,' 'identical insulated yellow coolers.' Damn it. We should've gone with the freezer bags. I'm such a slave to aesthetics.
Things good with you and Steph?
Yeah, they're fine, I guess.
Can you have sex without worrying you'll turn her into a member of the undead?
Yeah.
Then no bitching.
Well, I didn't think I was. It might be time for someone to eat.
Look, I know they brought the FBI in on this missing persons case. Read it in the paper. Been a Sunday subscriber since '07, NBD. Anyway, they got this lady Fed heading up the investigation, Dale Bozzio. Bitching name. One you'd remember. Ring any bells?
Maybe.
[Ravi arrives home only to find his home and Steph in a British setting]
'Hello, Governor! Mind the gap.' Is the accent too much?
[Ravi nervously laughs] This... This looked like it took a lot of work.
How long have you two had a feud with Syd Wicked?
[Smoak whistles] Wow. Gonna just jump right in there, Lady Cop. Where's the craft? The showmanship? Look, you know the score with Syd. Everyone in this business had a beef with the guy. But us? We just liked screwing with him.
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