Frank in “Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties”

We gotta write a song about how we do not diddle kids! (singing) "Do not diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids!"

Mac (annoyed): There is no quicker way for people to think that you're diddling kids than by writing a song about it!

You gotta write a song like:

I wouldn't do it with anyone younger than my daughter, no little kids, gotta be big, older than my wife, older than my wife, something like that... (Charlie looks at Mac, as if to say, "Should I? 'Cause I have an idea...")