Charlie
[in a wheelchair and army vet attire] This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it.
Frank
Maybe you should let me do all the talking.
Charlie
No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn.
Stripper
Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened?
Charlie
[shouting] Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!
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