Dennis and Sweet Dee in “Charlie Gets Crippled”

Dee, you scared the shit out of me. What are you doing?

Same thing you're doing. I'm not letting dad give all this shit to poor people.

Alright, hey I got here first though. I'm taking the plasma TV and I'm taking the fish tank.

How come you get to pick and choose?

It's not that I get to pick and choose, it's that I'm a man and I'm strong. I can carry heavy things. You're a woman, you're weak and... you can't.

You're a woman and you're weak.

That doesn't make any sense.

You don't make any sense.