Heyoooooo! Check it out, Mac, got some cool stuff! I got some green paint aaaand I found a snake.
Great! Why?
You know, the snakes 'cause, like, we... I don't remember where we landed on St. Paddy, but I remember snakes were involved. And the green paint's for the, uh, beer.
Okay, love the snake. Great catch there, but why not just use food coloring for the beer?
Uh, 'cause beer's not a food? When was the last time you ate a beer?
When was the last time you drank paint?
[beat]
Have you been drinking paint?
...Nah.
Let me see your tongue. (Charlie sticks out his green tongue) Oh my God, dude! Oh, that shit's- that's disgusting!
It's not that bad.
You- you can't drink paint!
I know. I- I hear ya, I hear ya.
You say that, but I think that you're going to stop.
Yeah. I get it though, man, it's uh... right.
I- I feel like you're saying you get it, but you don't get it.
It's cool.
It's not cool.
It is what it is-
Oh my God, this is so frustrating!
Look, I'm gonna go down to the basement and I'm gonna check out my glue traps and see if I, y'know... get a leprechaun in there.
Wait, no, no, no, no. Wha-? We said no leprechaun this year, you're not chasing leprechauns.
I know, and I kinda forgot where we landed on that. I got these great cookie sheets, they're filled with glue, so... but I hear you. I hear you. It's a frustrating thing, it's like the guy doesn't listen to us, man, where we're trying to get through to him. It's a bummer.
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