Y'know, I don't know about you guys, and I don't know why this is happening, but I actually feel a lot better.
You look better. You guys all look bett- I'm actually feeling better, too.
I feel great.
How is that even possible? All we've been doing is sitting here and drinking, how could we have gotten better so quickly?
Oh my god, you guys... you guys, we haven't been drinking since we quarantined ourselves in the bar. At least, since we got stuck in the bathroom.
Oh, that's right!
Wait, wait, wait, so what are you saying? That... we'd never had the flu, we were just having alcohol withdrawl?
Yeah.
Alcohol withdrawls? That's great!
Is is great? That means we're all alcoholics!
Mmm, right... well, what do we do with that information?
What do you do with any information? You just stuff it deep down inside, and - keep an eye on it.
You keep it.
Ohhhh!
I'm certainly not going to stop drinking.
I mean, I physically can't!
Nah, nah, nah, not at this point. We're in- we're in too deep.
I mean, I'm a young guy!
We're just kids having fun, right?
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