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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 8, Episode 3

Charlie, Pappy McPoyle and others in “The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre”

(all the wedding guests are acting like zombies after drinking milk laced with bath salts)

Okay, it's time to get out of here. I mean, look at that guy!

PMPappy McPoyle

ALL THE MCPOYLES SPRUNG FROM MY LOINS! FULLY FORMED! ONE OF THEM BABIES... TRIED TO EAT ME! I ATE HIM FIRST! (sobs) I ate him first!

[obviously weirded out by the elder McPoyle's actions] Okay, I'm with Charlie. I'm leaving.

Wait. You guys are just gonna leave? You're just gonna go?

Yeah. We're out.

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