You think girls are gonna want to come back to a bar with a man dressed the way you're dressed and carrying a hatchet?
Yeah. They're gonna be like, "Look at this sweet dude, his awesome gear and his awesome hatchet. He's prepared, he's ready for anything. Storm coming? Hatchet coming."
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