We're gonna call it a hurricane party. It's gonna be cool. It's gonna be awesome, yeah.
What's a hurricane party?
A hurricane party's exactly what it sounds like. It's a party during a hurricane at our bar, Paddy's Pub.
Oh, I've heard of that bar.
Yeah?
[Charlie appears next to Dennis wearing fishing gear and pushing a cart]
Hey! [laughs] Hello! All right, all right! Hi! Crazy, crazy weather coming our way!
Yeah.
You trying to get these girls down to the bunker or...?
Oh, no, I'm inviting them back to our very cool bar we own.
Oh, cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got a sweet bunker, too. Yeah, well...it's like so secure, people can't get in or out if we don't want 'em to. We'll be like totally safe down there. I got a bunch of supplies. You guys like pickled eggs? Sardines, too...
[nervous laughter] Yeah, we got a bunch of other, you know, normal food and normal stuff there, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's a great bar. Gonna be free drinks for everybody, so you know, you'll come, you'll party with us, and you can bring your girlfriends too, you know? [laughing] We don't want just the two of you. You got to bring your girlfriends. That's a requirement.
Sounds like fun. Can our boyfriends come too?
Oh. Your boyfriends?
Yeah, our boyfriends.
You two have boyfriends? How did you not know...that the reason I invited you back to my bar...was to bang you? Get out of here! Get the hell out of here! Get--get out of here! Shoo away from me!
You're a dick.
You're a dick! [turns to Charlie] She's a...I'm not a dick.
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