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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia · Season 7, Episode 4

Dennis and Frank in “Sweet Dee Gets Audited”

But I am gonna need a business card, 'cause I want to be able to hand that shit to people so they know that I am in a place of power.

It's not important.

It's important to me, Frank! And I know that what's important to you is money and power, but I don't want real power. Because with real power comes real responsibility, and I don't want any of that shit. I just want the money, and the illusion of power. And puss.

What?

Hell, I don't know, Frank. I don't know, man.

What? Tell me, tell me.

I need something. I mean, I got this, uh...this giant, gaping hole inside me. Oh, and I'm--I'm always trying to fill it with something. I like to call it my, uh, my God hole. And I think a lot of people in this world, they--they fill it with religion. But I don't believe in God.

But you want to fill it with pussy.

Yeah.

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