Dee, Carny and others in “The D.E.N.N.I.S. system”

Dee

You stabbed me! You stabbed me with a key! Why would you do that, you idiot?! I was flirting with you!

[pointing to Charlie] That guy paid me to.

Charlie

[pointing to Dee] You weren't supposed to stab her! [pointing to the waitress] You were supposed to stab her!

[shocked] What?! You were going to have me stabbed?!

Charlie

[annoyed] I was going to protect you from the stabbing!

Dennis

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! WRONG! You're supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a main artery, and as she's dying, you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you! See, this is why nobody should be going off my system!